CHRIS

bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio

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gruntildaswinton:

cowabungah:
undeadmanwalking:
naropinosa:
I thought this was a corset at first i was like ooh sick’ning
What’s in his ass
i believe that’s Buzz Lightyear

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when katara fought an old ass master when she’d never had a day of formal training and yelled at him “you can’t knock me down” she created women and feminism.

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ornamentalcabbage:
kontrollsysteme:
capacity:
hotgirltori:
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direhuman:
drunktrophywife:
ICONIC
Straight white woman outs a gay latino man in a public court room based on homophobic stereotypes, all to protect the alibi of a fitness instructor whose unattainable body type is due to liposuction, but go off I guess
Gay latino man lies about sexual relationship with a woman in a court of law in the midst of a murder case in order to have a woman falsely imprisoned but hey if you feel being outed is worse than a false murder accusation you can go off i guess…
is everything okay at home?
Ain’t nobody looking at that queen and thinkin he straight
you discreet in a patterned silk shirt? ☹️
This post was a ride. Not sure what kind of ride, but there was at least six separate 90 degree angle drops.

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plantsplacesthings:

n-yks:
Short tops are valid.. Also cute
I think they’re called crop tops but I may be wrong

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bandtshirt:

me @ myself immediately after i c*m

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sailorbrazil:

wish i could crush this and snort it

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c-n-u:
“But their music is so good!!”
Omfg
Yes offense I don’t give 2 bitches and a flying cooch
why did this trend ever end

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